Sep
12
2011
Your Highness (2011–102 mins) James Franco, Danny McBride, Natalie Portman I will make it pretty simple for all of you loyal readers of my Red Box Reviews… “Your Highness” is a swords and sorcery version of “Pineapple Express”. There really isn’t any other way to explain it. Franco plays the perfect son and amazing swordsman […]
Sep
04
2011
Limitless (2011–105 mins ) B. Cooper, A. Friel, R. De Niro Eddie (Cooper) is a writer stuck in quite a rut. His head is clouded, he can’t write, he’s become quite the slacker and doesn’t do a whole lot with himself. That is, until an out of touch friend gives him the ultimate wonder drug. […]
Sep
01
2011
Cedar Rapids (2011–87 mins) Ed Helms, John C Reiley Tim Lippe (Helms) is a small town eternally straight as an arrow (and naive) insurance salesman who is utterly sheltered from the world. He is so sheltered that his only romantic contact is his current girlfriend who happens to have been his 7th grade teacher. Every […]
Aug
29
2011
Dylan Dogead of Night (2010–107mins) B. Routh, S. Huntington, T. Diggs Fans of the comic book Dylan Dog won’t like this take on the supernatural private eye, but those of us who enjoy comedic supernatural movies this is a good find. Brandon Routh abandons his Superman outfit in favor of the signature red shirt of […]
Aug
29
2011
Unknown (2011– 113 mins) L. Neeson, D. Kruger, J. Jones Neeson has done a few movies where he seems to be playing the same spy/badass in them. “Unknown” takes us on a ride which is “Taken” crossed with “Bourne Identity”. Neeson plays Dr. Martin Harris, who is in Berlin for a science conference with his […]
Aug
28
2011
Take Me Home Tonight (2011– 97 mins) T. Grace, A. Faris, T. Palmer “Take Me Home Tonight” gets in that line of high school/college shenanigans movies. Think most any high school movie in which there is a quiet/geeky guy in high school who had a crush and sees her later and wants to score […]
Aug
18
2011
The Eagle (2011–114 mins) C. Tatum, J. Bell “The Eagle” centers on a former Centurion, Marcus Aquila (Tatum) from the Roman army and his search for the truth about a regiment of 5000 Roman soldiers who vanished into thin air. The soldiers were lead by his father, and the vanishing of so many under his […]
Aug
18
2011
Cougars Inc. (2011–81 mins) K. Gallner, J. Belushi, K. Morris, D. Richards Yep, you read that right. Not only is there a B-Movie named “Cougars Inc.” but I did grab it from the Red Box and I actually did laugh at it and think it wasn’t half bad either. Granted, it’s not great and it […]
Aug
18
2011
Source Code (2011– 93 mins) J. Gyllenhaal, M. Monaghan, V. Farmiga Source Code is another movie in a long line of movies I didn’t really want to see, and I didn’t want to like, but was actually pretty good. Looking at the trailer it looks to be a bit formulaic, long drawn out race against […]
Aug
16
2011
Season of the Witch (2011– 95 mins) Nic Cage, Ron Perlman Behmen and Felson (Cage and Perlman) are knights of epic fighting proportion, who get tired of all the needless innocent slaying during their tours of duty in the crusades and unenlist themselves from the service to the self proclaimed mouth of God. It’s a […]