Ok never say I didn’t teach you anything my good friends. I think this is something that EVERYONE should know but not everyone seems to. There is one MAJOR thing that everyone who ever drives or goes to a major event needs to know. It doesn’t matter if you are going to a hockey game a concert or seeing a comedian at a major venue.

It prob has many names but I like to call it ZIPPER THEORY. See everyone who is at an event is always happy go lucky and we all love our fellow fans, but the second you get into a car it’s FUCK YOU that’s my 2 inches I need to be there! So obey zipper theory. It’s simple. It’s you go, I go, you go, I go. It’s not hard… repeat it again for me people. You go, I go, you go , I go…  If you obey the theory I guaron-frickin-tee you that you will get out of the place in an easy and timely manner.  It even applies to traffic. If you use a little common sense you will avoid traffic easier if we all use zipper theory.

Of course there are those people who don’t. Who are they? The roided out morons who drive hummers, the 16 year old blonde’s who pretend to have something important to say on their cell phone, and the 55 year old plastic surgery lady who is too good for the rest of us so naturally it’s THEIR turn to drive. Not the common F’n courtesy that everyone deserves.

So next time you are watching the home town hockey team or you just got out of Celine Dion (you know who you are), obey Zipper Theory. And if you have people you are driving, spread the word about it, help the rest of us so that some other people who might not know about it will learn and think… “Oh yeah I never thought about that, it just makes sense!”

Thank you and good night…

GeekJock out.

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